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lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france
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toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
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I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
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Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
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Justin Bieber and his entourage smoked so much weed on his private jet to the Super Bowl, the pilots had to strap on oxygen masks to avoid getting high from second-hand smoke while stuck in the “Cheech & Chong”-style hotbox, federal authorities said.
go big or go home
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